To disappoint it's supposed ally, America.
PAKISTAN. If you're not going to apologize for these violations of our sovereignty that resulted in the death of Osama bin Laden and countless jihadist terrorists who would love to behead more of your citizens, I don't see how we can cooperate with you.
USA. Screw you. Open the damn supply coridoor to Afghanistan or we'll cut your $1 billion bribe, er, aid budget.
PAKISTAN. I have a better idea. We're now going to charge you $5,000 for every NATO truck that moves through our territory. What do you think about that?
USA. I think it might actually be cheaper to carpet bomb your Taliban-loving country into a pancake.
PAKISTAN. Give us the money, America. We deserve it for all that we do for you.
USA. I hate you. I really hate you.
PAKISTAN. So, will that be cash or check?More >>