Remember to keep your receipt from your purchase of M75 Perfume. Every bottle purchased helps fund the murder of innocent civilians in Israel, so if you travel abroad, you might just be treated to an all-expenses paid stay at the "I sponsored genocidal terrorists so now I'm in jail" hotel!

(On the bright side, terrorists are devoting some of their resources to producing an actual non-lethal commodity. On the con side, someone might actually spray this donkey piss on themselves).

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