They Must Be Islamophobic

By Editor

French MPs voted today to ban the burqa in public. We're anticipating conversations like this with fifth-columnist shills for Islamist political movements across the West:

GEORGE See? They banned the burqa! Those Islamophobic bigots!

HARRY That's Syria.

GEORGE I meant them. Yeah, those French bastards. Sure, if Syria banned the burqa, then I guess it could be argued that a French ban isn't necessarily Islamophobic... though they probably are.

HARRY So, why did they do it, then?

GEORGE Well, smarty-pants, you answered your own question! It means they're just like Syria, a brutal dictatorship! Gotcha! I win!

HARRY Maybe you're right. France is kind of like Syria.