The US Conspiracy To Help Poor People Around The World

Those American bastards are once again giving it to the poorest, sickest people in the world yet again:

The new USG strategy works toward the goal of halving malaria illnesses and deaths in 70 percent of at-risk populations in sub-Saharan Africa, by accelerating malaria prevention and treatment efforts, building national capacities, and strengthening key health systems. The strategy also outlines contributions to curtail the spread of antimalarial multi-drug resistance in Southeast Asia and South America and to increase emphasis on strategic integration of malaria prevention and treatment activities with programs for maternal and child health, HIV/AIDS, neglected tropical diseases, and tuberculosis.

How dare these imperialist vampires, er, save millions of lives in these countries that don't have oil, uranium or anything else worth trading? Don't they know this makes it harder to hate them?

Yankee fuckwads. Go save poor people somewhere else!